For the Record

Because it comes up so much this time of year:

I do not like basketball.
I do not watch basketball.
There are only a few things about which I care less in American culture than who is in, out, on the bubble or is going to win the NCAA basketball championship.

March Madness is something I simply endure.
Tight lipped.

Go on, get it out of your systems and come back when you're rational again.

I hate this time of year.