Thursday, March 20, 2008

For the Record

Because it comes up so much this time of year:

I do not like basketball.
I do not watch basketball.
There are only a few things about which I care less in American culture than who is in, out, on the bubble or is going to win the NCAA basketball championship.

March Madness is something I simply endure.
Tight lipped.

Go on, get it out of your systems and come back when you're rational again.

I hate this time of year.

4 comments:

PseudoPiskie said...

I agree. I didn't like basketball in high school. The gym stunk.

That's why I posted the joke to my blog. Appropriate.

StLouisJohn said...

If basketball were to mysteriously vanish, it wouldn't break my heart either.

Right there with yah! Good post!

John

toujoursdan said...

Too funny. I feel the same about the Superbowl too.

Kate Morningstar said...

I watched a lot of basketball in high school. The gym DID stink, but the uniforms were different, and there was always some boy I was in love with, out there sweating, with long, naked legs.

I don't watch any sports (except curling) that are played indoors -- arenas are TOO LOUD. What March does mean is, the spring training game's have started in Dunedin. Bliss.