I'm afraid I've done myself an injury.
It's really rather embarrassing.
You see I've given my big toe on my right foot a rather solid whack. Hurt like blazes. It's swollen a bit and turning rather black and blue.
How did I do it you ask?
Well that's the embarrassing bit I'm afraid.
I dropped a pound of frozen hamburger on it. From chest height. Slid out of the freezer. And I don't wear shoes around the house much.
It is absolutely amazing how much that hurts.
So I'm icing it down, taking some aspirin and hoping for the best. Doesn't appear to be broken, which is the good news.
I get injured in the most ridiculous ways.